Catch Of The Week
June 26, 2016
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Proof positive that BMW drivers are wan*ers.
Thames Valley Police launched a crack-down on what they termed “distracted drivers” on the M40 a couple of weeks ago, I hear.
They hauled in their usual crop of drivers using mobile phones at the wheel and one man was even caught reading a novel whilst driving. But the cream of the crop was one man in his fifties from Southampton, who was caught pleasuring himself, as they say, whilst driving his BMW near High Wycombe.
A new take on the ultimate driving experience, perhaps, although the story didn’t have a happy ending – he was fined.