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Red Faces Of The Week (6)


A 26 year-old man was stabbed in an attack in the Shirehampton area of Bristol last week, a tragic if not uncommon incident. Avon and Somerset Constabulary put out a map of the crime area on social meejah in the hope of finding witnesses. Unfortunately, whoever shaded the area on the map didn’t look at it too closely as, inevitably, to some it looked like an enormous red penis.

The old bill quickly withdrew the map – a case of coitus interruptus perhaps – and replaced it with one which concentrated on the scrotum, as you may say.

I hope with all the publicity their map generated they caught the perpetrator.


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