Road Of The Week
July 8, 2017
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The Tories’ famed magic money tree was found last Saturday – it is somewhere on the Epping New Road near Buckhurst Hill in darkest Essex.
In an impromptu piece of quantitative easing, hundreds of tenners and twenties were seen blowing around in the wind, prompting an unseemly scramble as motorists ditched their cars and pedestrians rushed into the road to scoop up the loot.
The cash has not been claimed and those who got their hands on the cash have got away scot-free. The old bill only attending the scene after it was all over, having being alerted to the fact that a motorcyclist was seen driving off with wads of notes.
There is no truth in the rumour that a group of Irishmen wearing orange and broad grins were spotted leaving the area.