Robbery Of The Week (4)

News has just reached me, I’m almost two months behind the curve on this one, of a saucy robbery staged near the village of Broughton in Northamptonshire. Thieves broke into a lorry parked in a lay-by by cutting through a lock and made off with goods worth £1 million.

They were en route from Felixstowe Docks to the Kettering warehouse of Rocks-Off Ltd, who describe themselves as a sex toy manufacturer and designer. Sex toys are either going to be scarce this Christmas or are going to be knocked out at bargain-basement prices.   

Needless, police hope to have the culprits in handcuffs and chains in due course and they could expect to face a stiff sentence.

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