Theft Of The Week (4)

A man was enjoying a bit of sunbathing in Berlin’s Teufelsee. An adherent of FKK, Freikörperkultur or free body culture, he stretched out as nature intended him, rucksack nearby.

An inquisitive wild boar together with her two piglets were wandering by and, attracted by the smell of the pizza in his rucksack, they snaffled it. The next thing that attracted their attention was a yellow bag which they ran away with.

By this time the man had realised he was under attack and that the yellow bag contained his laptop. There being no time to don his briefs, he gave chase to the amusement of onlookers, no doubt shouting “FKK”.

Still, fortune favours the brave and he was given a rousing cheer when he returned, yellow bag in hand, dongle and joystick intact.  

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