You have got to hand it to the medical journal European Urology. Buried deep in their pages are articles which with a bit of manipulation burst into life. Take their fascinating account of research conducted at Harvard University into whether ejaculation frequency in adulthood is related to prostate cancer risk.
The researchers enlisted over 31,000 Americans to share their ejaculatory habits and found that those who ejaculated at least 21 times a month reduced their risk of contracting the cancer by a third, at a stroke you might say.
That is not the only benefit, though. Ejaculating more frequently reduces feelings of stress and anxiety dramatically. “In addition to decreased feelings of pain, secretion of endorphins leads to feelings of euphoria, modulation of appetite, the release of sex hormones, and enhancement of the immune response“, they helpfully advise.
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