To get you into the festive mood, here are some jokes with a topical twist.
Why are people cutting back on Brussels sprouts this year? The cost of gas is too high
Why can Netflix afford calamari this year? They’re Squids in
Which vaccine did Father Christmas get? Mince Pfizer
Why did Rudolph’s nose have to self-isolate? It failed a lateral glow test
Which vaccine did the Three Wise Men have? The Wiser jab
Why does it take so long to play a game of Scrabble with Boris Johnson? He keeps going back on his word
Why will Keir Starmer be sad on Christmas morning? He will still have no presence
What pantomime are the government performing this year? Chris Whittington
How do you know the December heating bill is too high this year? We can’t even open the Advent calendar windows
Festive greetings to you all.
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