And to round off our review of cringeworthy attempts at Christmas humour:
Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head
What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper
What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf? You are so last season
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a logbook.
What goes ha ha ha clonk? A man laughing his head off!
Which of Santa’s reindeer have the worst manners? Rude-olph
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A Pineapple
What did the sea say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved!
And finally…a skeleton goes into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a mop!
Hope you had an enjoyable time.