Christmas Crackers (12)

And to round off our review of cringeworthy attempts at Christmas humour:

Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.

What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head

What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf? You are so last season

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a logbook.

What goes ha ha ha clonk? A man laughing his head off!

Which of Santa’s reindeer have the worst manners? Rude-olph

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A Pineapple

What did the sea say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved!

And finally…a skeleton goes into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a mop!

Hope you had an enjoyable time.  

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