What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food? Because it’s bad for your elf
Why can’t penguins fly? Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots
How do Christmas trees get their emails? They log-on
Why doesn’t Santa go to the hospital? He has private elf care
What would you give your dog for Christmas? A mobile bone
What does one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up
Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life
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