Cracker Jokes – 2023 (3)

To complete the set

Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws

What did Santa say at the start of the race? Ready, set, ho, ho, ho!

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish

How do you know when Santa is in the room? You can sense his presents

How do sheep wish each other a Merry Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe

How do Christmas angels greet each other? Halo!

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy

What’s an elf’s favourite music genre? Wrap

What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They always drop their needles

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he has visited? He keeps a log book

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